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amanfromMars 1 Fri 22 Jan 04:48 [2101220448] ............ asks on https://forums.theregister.com/forum/1/2021/01/21/dept_education_school_laptops_malware/

Nothing to see here. Please move along quickly.

Is the government also providing broadband, free of charge, to those disadvantaged souls. Computers without a reliable healthy broadband connection to access services nowadays, are surely no better than trash for recycling?

And can you imagine all the dangers and forbidden delights that lurk in the dark and await the unwary and inquisitive newbie whenever the genies contained in the worlds accessible through that Internet Services Provider connection escape to infect and infest virgin hearts and minds?

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amanfromMars 1 Fri 22 Jan 10:03 [2101221003] ...... being awkward on https://forums.theregister.com/forum/1/2021/01/22/bofh_2021_episode_1/

Par for the course and right up some streets we all know of

"Well, to make changes to that finalised document without leaving what some people might call an 'audit trail', I'd need some pretty advanced Word skills – and they don't come cheap now that everyone's upskilling in their free time…"

:-) Nos10/11 have always an opening and desk waiting for you if you're extremely fond of and quite good at such as is really crass attractive deflective bullshitting.

If interested, one can always ask a DC clone/drone* about the likely difficulties and/or opportunities one is liable to have to deal with there on a daily zeroday basis.

* District of Columbia/David Cameron/Dominic Cummings

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