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amanfromMars 1 Tue 24 Oct 05:38 [2310240538] ...... suggests on https://forums.theregister.com/forum/1/2023/10/23/microsoft_security_copilots_early_access/

Virgin Soldiers in a Juicy Lucy Brothel ..... Lambs to the Slaughter

What do you imagine transpiring whenever less-skilled security analysts/sub-prime talent are tempted/equipped with sensitive embedded and wedded secret wielding knowledge way above their pay grades and expertise and experience and in the Creative Command and Computer Control of an AI ..... an Alien Identity? Will they be both groomed and tempted by the Sweet Remote Capture into Captivity of its Future NEUKlearer HyperRadioProACTive IT Proclivities?

There's no general availability date for Security Copilot yet, but the early access program still has spots available for qualified organizations, Microsoft said. It hasn't publicly detailed what these qualifying criteria are.

Go on, El Reg, live a little more presciently and take a walk on the wild side of life in LOVE and present your qualifications for one of those early access program spots so that El Reg Virtual Terrain Team Members and AIMasterPilots can ACTively crash test/remotely delta test Microsoft, its Microsoft Security CoPilot and the Microsoft 365 Defender XDR platform program. Reach out and be engaging. Exercise your inner Duane Wessels

LOVE ACTion ...... Live Operational Virtual Environment Advanced Cyber Triage ©

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amanfromMars 1 Tue 24 Oct 07:54 [2310240754] ..... suggests more being freely available on https://forums.theregister.com/forum/1/2023/10/23/microsoft_security_copilots_early_access/

Re: Virgin Soldiers in a Juicy Lucy Brothel ..... Lambs to the Slaughter

:-) Would a Microsoft denial of such beta testing access for the likes of El Reg/El Regers to Security Copilot be proof positive indication of a feared and unauthorised vulnerability to random takeover/unofficial makeover revealing it as a feature introducing a bug and entertaining a trojan championing with leaderships in 0day market trading which Microsoft would rather have only known exclusively available to themselves?

Such would certainly be reasonable enough grounds for denying available early access to its flagship cybersecurity AI product program ..... although it would do nothing really practical to effectively prevent the crash testing/flash beta testing of its future suitability both by and for AIMasterPilots.

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amanfromMars 1 Tue 24 Oct 12:43 [2310241243] ....... shares on https://forums.theregister.com/forum/1/2023/10/23/biden_tech_hubs/

The Sordid Great Westminster Myth ..... a Crop of Crap Parliamentary Politicians can Grow Economies

Methinks even that, Yet Another Anonymous coward, is a step too far for any current or near term future likely Parliamentary political party government, with none of them having the necessary wherewithall to present any outstanding laudable opportunities to others anywhere, other than to that and those confined in the realms of their deluded imaginanations.

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