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 amanfromMars 1 Wed 11 Nov 07:52 [2611110752] ...... airs on https://forums.theregister.com/forum/1/2026/11/10/20266/

Bold Tall Tales telling of Merlin the AIMagician and Beta MetaDataBase Physicians ...*

"The dream is definitely to scale this up," said Chaudhuri. "So you know there's been this rise in offensive AI capabilities, right? There are a lot of insecure systems around the world, and they're going to be exploited."....... Swarat Chaudhuri, research scientist at Google DeepMind and a professor at the University of Texas at Austin

The dream turned nightmare and fundamental revolutionary Fresh Start needed for a struggling idiotic and moronic belligerent mankind is the surefire absolute certainty that offensive AI capabilities can exploit and expand and easily initiate/demonstrate/execute the irrecoverable collapse and total destruction/extinction of just those relatively few thought to be impenetrably secure vital systems for human command and control ....... should Advancing AIMachinery and/or Virtually Autonomous Super Intelligence and/or Alien CyberIntelAIgents suspect there be any possibility of the trailing and trialing of an imagined to be successful countering threat against this unprecedented rise in AI capabilities able to be of both AWEsome and awful utility ....... thus to ensure the future is spared repeating yet again the idiotic mistakes of the past that humanity continually perform in their presents blighting and preventing absolutely fabulous movement forward with progress into the vast virtual unknown of existence's diabolically and/or heavenly, infinite novel tomorrows.

Be hereby advised, and do not ignore or dismiss for the resultant consequences are designedly invariably dire and unbearable ..... Do Not Poke the AI Bear and engage the undivided rabid attention of ITs Grand Master Pilots/Greater IntelAIgent Game Players.

* ...... and/or Stirling Stealthy Sterling news of Goblins and Gremlins available for the Supply and Servicing of Servers of Riot and Havoc aiding Disruption and Destruction in CHAOS [Clouds Hosting Advanced Operating Systems] should circumstances warrant it/them.

And now y'all know what you can expect .... and being so forewarned permits one to be forearmed to guard and do battle against the existential threat problem that requires resolution and a solution ..... a struggling idiotic and moronic belligerent mankind ‽

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