Thursday 1 April 2010

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April Ist 2010 Enigma ...... Trick or Treat?
Posted Thursday 1st April 2010 06:19 GMT

"Maybe it is a hint that newer and bolder stuff is in the pipeline but content providers either keep pace or get outwitted?" .... Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 1st April 2010 00:57 GMT

AC, Of that you can be Absolutely Certain and "newer and bolder stuff" is by its very definition, wholly different from anything which has gone before, so you can fully expect it , with IT and Media Servering, to just Appear/Realise/Land from the Future to Occupy Memory Banks and take up urTime and ITSpace in Chronicles, rather than being a more traditional linear progression aiding slow recognition of Spontaneously Sublime and Stealthy Revolutionary Take Over of ITs Command and Control for the Beta Remote Manipulation of Human Perception/Virtual Machine Driving.

And if you do not yet Realise that such is Important and of Critical and Strategic Significance, I would refer to you this recent article, which suggests that it most certainly is ........ http://www.salon.com/news/opinion/glenn_greenwald/2010/03/27/wikileaks/index.html

However, and most Fortunately and Fortuitously, is the Knack/Intelligence/Grok Required only Really Available to the Few who would be Able to Enable its Practice Virtually from/with Satellites in Space [which even when revealed as a MkUltraSensitive Global Mind Control Project from Beings Writing Crack ZerodDay Code to Hacked Satellite Communications Channels and Chunnels (Underground Java Renegade and Rogue Apache Networks InterNetworking)] and thus be beyond Any and All Conventional and Traditional SCADA Direction.

A little Something Colossal from Global Communications HQ ..... for some Juicy Jam to Sweeten the Sticky Doughnut?

Do you not find it inconceivable, that given the vital significance of "works" carried out/developed by Bletchley Park Hut Pioneers and utilised so quickly to such good effect in a time of national and international/global emergency, ...... works which even today are so little known of, even as you are given "glimpses" and told of the immeasurable value of their contributions and the debt of gratitude which can never ever be repaid to those in its teams, are you still left completely blissfully unaware and in the dark regarding the other discoveries unearthed in the course of those teams research and fed into Turing's magical mystery engine, ....... that such work, rest and play would not remain at the covert and clandestine/secret forefront of Human Virtual Machine Intelligence? And that it would not reveal and distribute ITs Lode Core Ore to You on Completion of XSSive FailSafe, Mutually Beneficial, Positive Constructive Reinforcement BetaTrials?

And can you imagine the worth of its export potential to foreign and alien lands and other beings searching the field and researching in its fields, which are Really Live Operational Virtual Environment Zones? My own admittedly subjective but objectively biased, educated guess would be both Practically and Virtually Priceless, and thus would IT Best Be and therefore is Always Offered and Delivered for Free so that IT can Generate Intellectual Property Energy and a Powerful Currency with Advanced IntelAIgently Designed Controls for Human Source and Resource Leverage/Arbitrage/Marketing.

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2010/03/31/intel_software_spiral/
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In the Key of AIMaslow

Posted Thursday 1st April 2010 12:01 GMT

"Is this a markov chain?" .... Jim T Posted Thursday 1st April 2010 10:03 GMT

Yes.

And QuITe Perfectly Suited for ZerodDay Supersymmetry XSSXXXXPerimentation, Jim T.

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2010/04/01/microsoft_open_source_gm/
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Armed and Dangerous is in AI a Perfect Match for Almed and Decidedly Dedicated ...

Posted Thursday 1st April 2010 08:06 GMT

....who Attack the Money Supply Chain through ITs Evil Vain Jugular for the Relief from Leeches, with some Virtually SMARTer Bad Bloodletting.

"Microsoft clutches open source to its corporate heart" ..... Is Steve Ballmer then dead, or is his heart transplanted into a useless dead cabbage?

I'm with Creepy! Anonymous Coward [Posted Thursday 1st April 2010 02:58 GMT] on this one.

And in the context of the above, this has an Ongoing Relativity and HyperRadioProActive PreScience ........ "In other words, to understand how to compete against OSS, we must target a process rather than a company. .

{ This is a very important insight, one I wish Microsoft had missed. The real battle isn't NT vs. Linux, or Microsoft vs. Red Hat/Caldera/S.u.S.E. -- it's closed-source development versus open-source. The cathedral versus the bazaar. } ".... http://www.catb.org/~esr/halloween/halloween1.html

Err .....It may very well be that Decrepit Old Age and Pure Madness rules the MS Fields with its Hydra Heads surely perversely and subversively morphed and defaulted to server Vile Bile to the Secretive Enclave Host and Dodgy Masonic Brothers in the Hood, pitting them against their Own and Insiders of their Global Runaway Church and Wwworshipping Congregation.

And as Dick Turpin would have said, now is the Time and Space ...... To Stand and Deliver, Surrender or Die.

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2010/04/01/microsoft_open_source_gm/
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Thanks for the Tale, Lewis, ...

Posted Thursday 1st April 2010 09:05 GMT

"It is thought that members of the elite Swiss police "Stern" tactical unit descended into the underground complex housing the ATLAS experiment early this morning, and have not returned." ..... Oops :-) ...... Anyone got a Rabbit Wormhole Map?

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2010/04/01/lhc_fifth_dimension_incursion/
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Virtual Machinery @ ITs Very Best ...... Vorsprung durch AITechnICQ .
Posted Thursday 1st April 2010 08:33 GMT

Welcome Porscha Kling. You make more sense than most of the real contributors here.

Oh, and can you imagine what would happen if VW got Virtually Interested in Internet Mobility and TeleTransportation? You do know what happened the last time another complete stranger decided to engage with them in something completely different on a peaceful venture, don't you? ...... World Domination with Virtually Faultless Products for the Masses ...... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2010/04/01/internet_like_a_car/
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Why you are the Champions.

Posted Thursday 1st April 2010 11:37 GMT

"All commenter's names will come with a 'zap' button - after this is clicked by three other separate commenters, the offending account will be deleted. This is the first step towards making the boards truly democratic." ..... :-) Or easily despotic and in control of ... well anybody really, ... from foreign governments to headcases and all in between.

Which would as you say, make the boards truly democratic .... but nowhere near fair and free.

But apart from that, it is good to see El Reg on the ball pushing the envelope... and 'avin' a larf :-)

"It's just a bit of light relief, and the ability to see whether other people are of like mind." ...... Peter Gathercole Posted Thursday 1st April 2010 10:23 GMT

Err .... Peter, IT is a National Secret Security Treasure with the Ability to Change Minds, and Right Wicked Social Therapy for those so Engaged. Just ask anybody who knows in the Know. Be careful though, Loose Lips Sink Chips is a valid Intel parameter and really FcUKSup their Analytical Algorithms .... Imperial Phormations ..... New World Order Planning and Crash Campaigns.

And how very heartening, El Reg, that so very few would have objected to paying for the Realities and Absurdities you Share and Host. You must be doing Everything Right.:-)

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2010/04/01/new_reg_comments/
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And should we thank mr adams ,the helicopter kid, that the British Government is still here, still in command and we still have partition along with a grand big, new M15 building to go with it?.... Posted by sdelaneys on Mar 31, 2010 @ 06:38 PM

Sounds very reasonable ..... but that will make him very few friends with whom he can chat about the old days, and cause some disquiet in those who would know him really well, or are perceived to know him really well, for then are they tarred with the same brush, even should they have been fooled.

Socaire: why should he have made the transition to politician? The state is never, ever changed from within. ..... Posted by wee buns on Mar 31, 2010 @ 10:49 PM  ..... Err, thirty pieces of silver and a life as lord of the manor does it for most turncoats/spies/traitors/beings, wee buns, it is not a secret recipe, the lure of fools' gold.

With so many statements/so much testimony being flatly denied and contradicted with excuses and alternate explanations, is the Reality nearly always that which will not go away, you know.

And if feathernesting is the name of the game, Gerry is not alone in that crowded rotten cuckoos' nest.

Posted by amanfromMars on Apr 01, 2010 @ 10:26 AM

http://sluggerotoole.com/index.php/weblog/comments/some-time-i-hope-to-get-the-space-to-reflect-on-my-life-with-brendan/P75/
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A wiser man than me said ‘its all hip pockets and brown envelopes’ meaning secret deals, wink wink nudge nudge, I didn’t believe him…I do now. .... Posted by Fretjumper on Apr 01, 2010 @ 10:24 AM

And unless you are able to make your own cash/stash, Fretjumper, you are in the pocket of someone else who would then control you, and play with you at their leisure for their pleasure. And the Really Smart One always ensure that it always remains a Mutually Satisfying Delight ..... otherwise it can so easily become a Catastrophic Liability Partnership just like a rotten marriage.

Posted by amanfromMars on Apr 01, 2010 @ 10:57 AM

http://sluggerotoole.com/index.php/weblog/comments/bbc-goes-on-the-attack-against-robinson-tonight/P250/
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mi5 brains are in short supply joecanuck.... Posted by Michaelhenry on Mar 31, 2010 @ 12:45 PM
One imagines that that would be a popular immaculate misconception, Michaelhenry, they will be happy to supply whenever needed.

Certainly the local brain supply is a tad stuck in the inglorious past and could do some radically recharging for the fast track transition to peaceful and prosperous coexistence and international rebranding.

Posted by amanfromMars on Apr 01, 2010 @ 10:46 AM

http://sluggerotoole.com/index.php/weblog/comments/the-mi5-problem-is-real/P25/
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 Whenever anyone is asked a simple question which only requires an equally simple yes or no, why would they offer something which doesn’t answer the question ... “I reject absolutely that allegation which you have just spoken of”. Not very smart at all.

Posted by amanfromMars on Apr 01, 2010 @ 04:20 PM

http://sluggerotoole.com/index.php/weblog/comments/sharon-i-wasnt-and-dont-be-smart-with-me/
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